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It started with a late night, a two litre bottle of orange soda, and a garage full of scrap metal.

Alec Hardison built a prototype of what he called 'Mister Leverage'; a fighting robot with a lever for flipping and a large spike on a downward swinging arm for stabbing. He hid the robot under the work bench and draped a tarp over the whole thing in case his girlfriend came into the garage and wanted to know what was going on. He would find a more secure place to keep it in the next few days.

( 'You didn't come to bed last night,' Parker said carefully at breakfast the next morning. )

No Robots Were Harmed In The Making Of This Story

By

sunspot, aka:

unavoidedcrisis.
With artwork by

deadflowers5.
Beta'd by

clex_monkie89.

Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Hardison/Parker, Hardison/Parker/Eliot
Rating: R
Word Count: 24,200
Warnings: strong language, mild robot-on-robot violence, mild sexuality
Author's Notes: Written for

polybigbang. Thanks to my last minute beta,

clex_monkie89, and shining light of helpfulness and geekery,

brynspikess, who provided some helpful info about the Young Hercules wiki she's writing, in addition to being all around fantastic. Major thanks to

deadflowers5 for the awesome collaboration. <3

And uh, just for the record, I've been writing this since way before The Girl's Night Out Job aired. Just in case that question comes up.

Hardison built a robot to fight, but he gave it artificial intelligence to win. He didn’t expect it to come to life and for it to become such a big part of his life.

Dear Author:

( Hello! )

Title: How To Seduce Your Geek
Text: located here
Story Author: james
Read By:

sunspot (aka:

unavoidedcrisis)
Fandom: Leverage
Rating: PG
Format: mp3
Length: 15:38
Author's Summary: There is a right way, a wrong way, and then there is a geeky way.

Reader's Notes: Such a fun story to read and what I consider my first "longer" piece before I consider tackling podfic bang.

thanks for the art,

gigglingkat!<3

.mp3 available for download here

Was going to do a link-spam of every thing I've written this year, but I decided that... No, I won't do that :D

Here's just a quick breakdown:

Total words written+posted: 104,000 (give or take a couple. I tend to round to the nearest 10)
Number of fics posted: 18
Fandoms Represented: 2 (def going to try to write some more next year)
Big Bangs Posted: 4
Total words written+posted for big bangs: 89,900 (I am in loooooove with big bangs. ALL THE BIG BANGS)
Total # of fics written for porn comment memes & # of words: 8&5,550

And though it makes me a little queasy, here's a link to the thing I wrote that I like the best. I wavered; there's 2 that I like, but this one wins on account of banter. Also, it's shorter, so anyone who wants to read it will be tortured a little less.

The Secret Waiter Job, written for AU Big Bang. Leverage Restaurant AU, Eliot/Hardison, warnings for strong language, lots of knives, and spanking. 23k, rated R.

Leverage is the hot, exciting place on the restaurant scene these days, thanks to its hot, exciting executive chef, Eliot Spencer. New hire Alec Hardison is a mild mannered, smooth talking waiter by night and a double-life-living, top secret culinary school student by day. Together, they'll cook up some sizzling dishes... both in and out of the kitchen.

So basically, if it's not a big bang or Porn Battle, I won't write it. >.< Going to expand my ficcing horizons in 2012. More fandoms, more writing for fun and pleasure, more WORDS. Yes, I signed up to "get my words out". We'll see how that goes. :D

Title: Hold Tight and Pretend It's The Plan
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Hardison/Eliot
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 4500
Warnings: rough sex, sex pollen (so kind of dub-con, depending on how you want to read it)
Summary: Eliot goes temporarily missing on a job in a greenhouse and Hardison goes to find him.
Author's Notes: For my darling

scorpiod1. <3 thanks to

xsnarkasaurus and

bessyboo for the speedy and excellent beta.

"Check the security feed, Hardison. Find out where Eliot was before he dropped off the comm, Hardison. How did you manage to lose a grown man, Hardison," Hardison muttered under his breath while he scrolled through the ninety-one security cameras he was currently linked into at Scorpiod Scientific Unlimited. Eliot wasn't readily apparent on any of them, so he set up a triangulation on the last time Eliot's ear bud had sent or received a signal so he could try narrowing it down.

( 'I can hear you. Have you found him?' Nate said, unimpressed with Hardison's imitation of him. )

Title: Whispered
Text: read it here
Story Author:

epiphanyx7
Read By: unavoidedcrisis (aka: sunspot)
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: not suitable for children
Format: .mp3
Length: 7 minutes
Author's Summary: Inara's thoughts are strong, sure, the steady stretch into an arabesque - practiced and certain, every time.

Additional Notes from me: For the 2011 Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange, for sly_hostetter. I am in love with epiphanyx7's fic and pretty much am going to podfic it all.

And here's a download link!

( The Elephant In The Room Extras )

The Elephant In The Room (Is Me Loving You)

By

sunspot, aka:

unavoidedcrisis.
With artwork by

cybel and

weaslett.
Beta'd by

cantarina,

waterofthemoon, and SE.

Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot/Parker/Hardison, Parker/Hardison
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 16,000
Warnings: strong language
Author's Notes: Thanks to my amazing betas and to my artists for being so patient and talented. Also thanks to

chosenfire28 and

ordinaryink for being ridiculous awesome and making me things to go along with this.

The Greater Cityopolis City Zoo is getting an elephant for the first time in their history, and with is comes the new elephant keeper. And as Parker points out, "they're elephants, so it's clearly a huge deal."

Dear Mr. Spencer,
I want to again thank you for agreeing to come on board with us here at The Greater Cityopolis Area Zoo for this momentous undertaking. I'm speaking not only on behalf of myself as zoo director, but also for our board of trustees, our staff and volunteers, our patrons and guests, and especially on behalf of the elephant we'll all be saving together.

We're all looking forward to meeting you when you arrive. If there is anything I can do to make your transition any easier, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Sincerely,
Nate Ford
General Director
Greater Cityopolis Area Zoo

( Eliot read the email for the seventeenth time and still didn't feel any better about it. )

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polybigbang, a multifandom threesomes or moresome big bang!

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Title: When The Cat's Away, The Mice Shall Play
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot/Parker
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1500
Warnings: Sex
Summary: Eliot tried to focus, but the idea of a bored Parker, left to her own devices in the apartment without supervision, haunted him.
Author's Notes: Timestamp to Love and Other Supervillains, so it is set in that 'verse. Thanks to

waterofthemoon for being my beta.

( When Parker got back from walking Arrow, Eliot was sitting at the table in the kitchen and frowning down at some paperwork. )

The Secret Waiter Job

By

sunspot, aka:

unavoidedcrisis.
With artwork by

pyalgroundblz.
Beta'd by

cantarina.

Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Rating: R
Word Count: 23,000
Warnings: Strong language, lots of knives, spanking
Author's Notes: I want to thank

jendavis for throwing me a rope and dragging me out when I was trapped in the deepest of plot holes. I actually would not have finished this story if it hadn't been for that help. And, of course,

cantarina for being a brilliant beta and only making me cry a few times (and for not hitting me because I just thanked her in a sentence starting with 'and').

All of the gratitude to

pyalgroundblz for the creating absolutely fantastic art and one of the best mixes I've ever heard. I am very happy to have gotten to work with such a great artist.

I also want to thank

inkruns for being herself, always.

Leverage is the hot, exciting place on the restaurant scene these days, thanks to its hot, exciting executive chef, Eliot Spencer. New hire Alec Hardison is a mild mannered, smooth talking waiter by night and a double-life-living, top secret culinary school student by day. Together, they'll cook up some sizzling dishes... both in and out of the kitchen.

Eliot Spencer was being hailed as the hottest new thing on the food scene since the oven, and while that was great for business, Hardison didn't really see what the big deal was. Yeah, the food at Leverage looked good, but Hardison wasn't convinced by that alone. Seeing was not everything. It had to taste good too. Not that he could judge the taste; he hadn't eaten anything Spencer had cooked yet, and he was expecting it to be a few more years before he could afford to eat at Leverage on his own dime. But wait staff like him sometimes got asked to be guinea pigs for new dishes or got leftovers after a service, so he figured it was only a matter of time until he found out exactly what Spencer could do and if he lived up to any of the hype.

( And Alec Hardison would be the first one to admit that he was a little weird about food. )

The plan has seven steps, and Sam writes them all down on a diner napkin while he, Dean and Cas have lunch.

#1 - Castiel kills all the demons
#2 - Castiel steals map from demons
#3 - Castiel follows map, finds whatever it is that the magic thingy is
#4 - Castiel gets thingy, brings it back to HQ
#5 - Sam and Dean eat pancakes, watch movies, and wait for Cas to finish with steps 1-4
#6 - Figure out what the thingy is and does
#7 - Profit (by stopping the apocalypse)

( Castiel isn't thrilled, but Sam and Dean both agree it's a pretty decent plan and that's two against one. )

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Fic: Hold Tight and Pretend It's The Plan

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