little highway girl

A Paragon of Their Kind letter

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 16:00:35 GMT

Hello maker (yes, you, you're the Maker now)!

I love dwarfs. That is all. I requested all my fave dwarfs (Lace Harding! Cadash! All of them, tbh) and I honestly don't care much what you do with them; I will love everything. I'm famously bad at prompts, so I'll include some lyrics or something that we can pretend are prompts. Use or ignore, as feels appropriate to you. Any rating, genre, theme, whatever you like. I'm game for anything. I love happy endings, but they're not required.

( DNWs, Likes, Sexy Likes, 'Prompts' )

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dear chocolatier

Wed, 01 Jan 2020 22:17:40 GMT

**I thought I could add prompts but I'm Just So Terrible at prompts**

Hello my sweet chocolatier! I have tried to cobble together a little letter for you. I know whatever you make for me will be delightful <3

( The Basics (DNWs, Bulletproof Kinks, etc) )

( Horizon: Zero Dawn )

( Fallout )

( Dragon Age )

( My Time at Portia )

( The Outer Worlds )

( Outside Xbox )

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Holly Poly 2019

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 22:39:40 GMT

Hi Holly Poly Maker <3

I love you! I'm bad at letters, but I'm happy you're here, giving me a shot.

For writing, I prefer 3rd POV, but honestly, if you have an idea you wanna run with, I'm game to read it.

Art-wise, I am not educated on anything remotely art and therefore don't have strong feelings about styles. Hit me with whatever, I bet your style is killer. Or Cubism! Whatever happened to cubism?

If you're podding, so get after it. I used to pod, many a long winter ago, and I know how much goes into it and I'll be thrilled with whatever you pick.

Vidders, you are golden stars. I am in awe of your art and I will enjoy anything. You can do flashy/strobe-y effect things, they don't bug me. And star wipes! I'm all over that shit.

I'm happy with any genre/style and any rating.

OH and a note on my poly preferences -- for Leverage, I'd love Hardison/Parker/Eliot as a triad all together. For anyone else, any other canon, I'm a fan of whatever relationship setup you want to try.

The DNWs:
- a/b/o and knotting
- werewolves/vampires (unless canonically so)
- D/s power dynamics outside the bedroom (but inside the bedroom? heck yes!)
- pregnancy/kidfic
- rule 63/always-a-(different gender)
- vore/snuff
- descriptions of mouth trauma
- anything prolapsing
- extreme gore (can definitely appreciate medium gore though!)
- non-con (dubcon welcome!!)

Stuff I Love:
- banter/snark
- (enemies-to-)friends-to-lovers
- forehead presses <3 & bumping noses
- casual touching/intimacy
- casual touch between people who aren't necessarily in a romantic relationship (friends can hold hands, dangit!)
- the Canadian Shack trope
- formal wear (!!!)
- depictions of the weather/seasons/anything atmospheric like that
- all the AUs ever, seriously. Urban fantasy, florists, regency romances, food service, ancient romans, astronauts, rival pool boys, cat burglars, cowboys... seriously, I could keep going. Just. AUs.
- magical realism
- competency
- animals/pets
- realistic h/c
- also fusions are cool!
- robots/AIs/cyborgs
- generally prefer happy/neutral/even bittersweet endings over downright tragic

My Bulletproof Kinks:
- hand kink
- oral sex/oral anything
- rough sex, because consenting partners like it that way OR because we're super mad/having a bad day/need to work out some rage dub-con kinda style.
- size kink
- restraints/mild to moderate bondage
- praise kink
- loyalty kink
- religious kinks
- sex pollen/(blank) made them do it/fuck or die
- dirty talk, even (especially?) the awkward kind
- spanking/impact play
- bathing together/each other
- playing with/tugging on hair
- just general messiness, especially when it's spit/come/sweat, but also food or slime or whatever
- watersports (not super down with any other toilet fluids)
- tentacles (consentacles or otherwise)

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trick or treat!

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 18:06:53 GMT

Hey friends and foes! Trick or treat!

I love ToT and all the fun stuff that comes with it. Anything you create for me, big, little, art, fic, other, gen, shippy, world-building, character focused, plot driven, fluffy, angsty, smutty, tropey, whatever you've got, throw it at me. I'll be thrilled.

I tried to do a little blurb about all the ships I like, but they all mostly read "honestly, ship anything, I'm down for it" because I'm a multi-shipper at heart.

I love all requested characters equally and will be happy to see them in any combo. I have no real issue with you throwing in unrequested characters if that's what the piece needs.

( DNWs )

( likes )

( Tricks! )

( Treats! )

( Horizon: Zero Dawn )

( Stardew Valley )

( The Outer Worlds )

( Dragon Age )

( Fallout 4 )

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black emporium <3

Mon, 05 Aug 2019 00:29:45 GMT

It's that time of year again, folks <3_<3 Black Emporium, the Dragon Age Rarepair Exchange!

Most of my letter this year is cribbed from previous letters, because why deviate from perfection?

( dnws, likes, kinks, prompts )

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Fic: Flowers in Her Hair, Future in Her Eyes

Tue, 01 Jan 2019 22:20:14 GMT

Title: flowers in her hair, future in her eyes
Fandom: Dragon Age (II/Inquisition)
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Merrill/Solas, Varric, Cole, f!Hawke, Sebastian, Morrigan, Bull's Chargers
Rating: G
Word Count: ~3,400
Content Notes: none
Summary: Hawke and friends are needed at Skyhold. With Varric, Hawke, and Sebastian required in nearly every meeting with the Inquisitor and his people, Merrill is left wholly to her own devices.
Author's Notes: For Black Emporium Exchange, 2016, for solas_is_an_egg.

( She wants some uninterrupted quiet time with the unbroken Eluvian in front of her. )

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chocobox 2019

Sat, 29 Dec 2018 19:48:48 GMT

Hi creator, I love you already! I'm looking for any rating, any medium, any genre. I like so, so many things, so I'm sure what you've got going on is going to be amazing. Les Mis is my forever girl, otherwise this is a video game fandom extravaganza. Feel free to AU/fusion with anything I've requested if that's your style.

( fandoms + ships )

( dnw, likes, kinks )

( words/phrases/quotes/lyrics i'm passing off as prompts )

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dear creator: holly poly

Tue, 23 Oct 2018 23:09:12 GMT

Holly Poly! I'm SO excited.

I'll preface with I love pretty much 99% of everything. I'm not a tricky person to make something for.

Here's my likes, dislikes, loves, and a few (hopefully okay) prompts :)

( DNWs, Likes, Kinks )

( Pairings )

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dear creator: black emporium 2k18

Fri, 03 Aug 2018 17:31:02 GMT

Hey! Hey. Hi. Welcome. Here's my letter for BE 2018. It starts like all my other letters.

( DNWs, Likes, Kinks )

( Pairings )

( Prompts, etc. )

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dear creator: au exchange 2018

Sun, 08 Jul 2018 23:40:47 GMT

Hey there, AU exchange pal! Alternate universe is basically my favourite thing in the world, so I am so beyond excited for this whole exchange and anything you want to make for me.

( DNWs, Likes, Kinks )

( Outside Xbox )

( Les Miserables (musical) )

( Dragon Age )

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dear chocolate box pal!

Sun, 07 Jan 2018 02:17:38 GMT

Hello fellow Chocolate Boxite!

I'm so stoked you're making something for me! I love fic and art equally, plus like, anything else you wanna get creative about.

I've assembled a lil list of dnws, some likes, and some kinky stuff, plus a few "prompts" for each fandom I've requested. I'm super easy to please and I'm sure I'll love whatever you choose to make for me.

( Have some lists! )

I tried really hard to come up with prompts for my individual fandoms/pairings/groups, but I'm terrible at prompts. I am so stoked for anything you come up with, I promise :D

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Fic: Let's All Fall In

Wed, 03 Jan 2018 01:55:49 GMT

Title: Let's All Fall In
Fandom: Dragon Age Inquisition
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Dalish/Skinner, Krem, Rocky
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 1300
Content Notes: hunting/canon typical violence against creatures
Summary: Even notorious hard-ass Lieutenant Krem Aclassi lets his troops stop for a midday swim once in a while. And it helps if they have Dalish's finely honed eyelash fluttering skills. Everyone seems to have lofty ideas about fashion and clothes. Rocky is magnificently annoyed. Skinner is introspective.
Author's Notes: Written for The Black Emporium 2016.

A treat for serenityfails because I like your username. Serenity frequently fails me, so I feel you.

A hundred lovely thank yous to buhne for beta-ing.

A single, soggy thank you to my partner for falling into the swamp and coming up with plants stuck on his head. Just classic.

1000 headcanons fell out of me the moment I started writing, it was magical. Ask me about the 10,000 words I want to write about their 'real' names. I dare you.

"Remind me again," Dalish says, smashing one of the stinking creatures in the face with the butt end of her non-specific-but-definitely-not-magical-weapon. "Why the Chief thought this would be the easy end of the assignment?"

"At least it's only dogs," Skinner says, stabbing the last living one as carefully as she can.

"Wargs," Krem says with a sigh, ( as though it's the fifteenth time that day he's had to say it (it is). )

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Fic: they've all gone and we'll go too

Mon, 01 Jan 2018 19:01:01 GMT

Title: they've all gone and we'll go too
Fandom: Dragon Age
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Merrill/Solas
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~7.5k
Content Notes: canon-typical violence

Summary: "For Fen'Harel. You always leave an offering for him."

"Ah," Solas says, and nothing more.

"The rest of the rabbit, or the pheasant, which would he like more?"

Solas considers it closely. "Leave the rabbit," he tells her.

Author's Notes: Written for Settai, for Black Emporium (Dragon Age rarepairs exchange) 2016. Set between 2 and Inquisition, I think. Thanks to buhne for some mad beta skills. <3

Title is Tragically Hip lyrics because I have an overflow of emotions about them, just like sometimes I have an overflow of emotions about Merrill (too good, too pure, too blood mage-y for this world, dammit). Just be all around good people, it's what Merrill and Gord Downie want you to do. It's probably not what Solas wants though.

Thank you so much to Settiai for a killer selection of prompts. I would have written all of them if I had the time and the creative power. I hope this was up your alley at least a little.

All the elven language things were lifted wholesale from the wiki page on the language. I steal, and you can (should?) too!

Final thought: be nice to bears folks, they'll fuck you up.

"You know, there's a path up the other side, if you're having trouble."

Solas tightens his grip on the tree root he's holding for balance before he turns his head to see who's casting a shadow over him. ( 'No trouble,' he grinds out, hating how out of breath he sounds. )

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black emporium letter

Fri, 22 Sep 2017 14:03:13 GMT

Dear Creator: I love you. Thank you so much for taking the time to read. I'm not the most polished letter writer.

I love most things, tbh. I'm pretty easy to please. I'll be thrilled to get stuff to admire. I've listed (aka: mercilessly copy/pasted from former letters) faves/un-faves/kinks, and tacked on a few thoughts at the bottom.

( General Likes/Dislikes )

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to my smutswap creator:

Sat, 25 Feb 2017 21:57:26 GMT

Hi! I'm historically terrible at letters! Sorry! This will just be a collection of thoughts that pop into my head and less of a letter...

You will find that "sex as a teambuilding exercise" is the tag of my heart (apparently, anyway. I am just learning this now myself) and if you could just have it inscribed on my tombstone, that'd be great.

I have 4 requested fandoms. I love them all equally!

( Read more... )

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Fic: Someone That Starts The Spark

Fri, 24 Feb 2017 22:37:45 GMT

Title: Someone That Starts The Spark
Fandom: Dragon Age Inquisition
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Cremisius "Krem" Aclassi/Lace Harding, Skinner
Rating: G
Word Count: ~900
Content Notes: none
Summary: Krem doesn't want to see anyone freeze.
Author's Notes: Written as a treat for Black Emporium Exchange 2016, for wyndx.

"Aw, another one? Come on, Skinner, you're killin' me." Krem tosses the practice shield aside in splinters. "The quartermaster already hates us."

"I'll talk to him," Skinner says.

( 'No, it's okay,' he says quickly. )

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fandom5k creator:

Tue, 21 Feb 2017 00:36:51 GMT

Number one, know that I love the thing you’re writing for me already. I'm not really hard to please.

Number two, know that I am not a great letter writer. I’m going to crib this from the last letter I wrote, then try to add some prompts at the bottom. I'm sorry, I'm just so bad at prompts. Whatever you want to write will be great, I'm sure, and if you completely disregard my non-prompts, I am fine with that. Or use them as jumping off points, or just read them and mock me.

If you want to go straight porn for any of these, I also have a smutswap letter on here somewhere so... feel free to peek.

( General Likes/Dislikes )

( Fandom Specifics )

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Fic: If It Feels Good

Thu, 05 Feb 2015 18:07:05 GMT

Title: If It Feels Good
Fandom: Leverage
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Sophie Devereaux/Nate Ford
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~80 words. Yes, 80. It's microfic, okay.
Warnings: alcohol
Summary: What was that saying? "If it feels good, do it."

( Nate takes another swig of beer )

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Let Go Too Soon [mix]

Thu, 14 Aug 2014 02:58:40 GMT

( let go too soon, a mix for an original fic )

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Fic: Shut Up and Make Some Noise

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 15:26:24 GMT

Title: Shut Up And Make Some Noise
Fandom: Community
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Britta/Jeff
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 560
Content Notes: sex, apocalypse au
Summary: Everyone else is dead and everything is meaningless, so what does it matter who makes what noise and when?

( The sex doesn't mean anything, Britta reminds him. She says it so often that the statement is just as meaningless as the sex. )

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Art: The Home For Unwanted Robots

Tue, 01 Oct 2013 15:22:32 GMT

For this year's robotbigbang I got to make art for misskalloway's story The Home For Unwanted Robots. It's adorable and totally worth the read. Check it out here!

( And the art is here. )

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You Know You Wanna

Mon, 08 Jul 2013 18:07:33 GMT

Come and join polybigbang, a multifandom threesomes or moresome big bang!

FAQ/Rules/Schedule
Sign Ups: Author | Artist

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This is Needlessly Complicated

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:13:11 GMT

Ahh, the ongoing woes of a tiny Canadian who wants to get a few bucks from the American government. It’s not like I’ll be making millions selling stories online, why must you take my 30%

My current options for utilizing the tax treaty (which is set up to protect me and my money, apparently) are:

1. Pay Canadian tax lawyer 400$ to file for my ITIN for me.

2. Mail my original passport to Texas for 4-8 weeks while it’s authenticated, pay 180$ plus shipping both ways to get ITIN.

3. Become sole proprietorship for 135$ here in Ontario, figure out now how to file my fucking Canadian taxes because that wasn’t hard enough, call IRS and get an EIN as opposed to an ITIN. EIN is free and can get over the phone in minutes…

4. Suck it the fuck up and lose the 30% royalties because this is all horrific.

5. Just stop what you’re doing and don’t self-publish. Go lie down and watch Avatar: the Last Airbender and laugh at Appa’s giant furry face.

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Masterpost: 1356

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 04:32:26 GMT

1356

By sunspot, aka: unavoidedcrisis.
Collaborative artwork by fullmoon02.
Beta'd by epiphanyx7 & xsnarkasaurus.

Fandom: Avengers - Movie 'Verse
Relationships & Characters: Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Maria Hill, Thor, Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster, original characters.
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~23,000
Warnings/Content Notes: post-apocalypse/mid-apocalypse setting, violence, talk of large-scale death, great bodily harm to major characters, monsters
Author's Notes: Written for apocalypsebang. Thank you to everyone who helped out, and major kudos to the lovely fullmoon02 for the encouragement, for listening to me complain, and especially for the awesome art.

Tony's going to need more than a box of scraps and a secluded cave to fix a way out of this one...

Fic: 1356

Mon, 04 Mar 2013 04:31:53 GMT

( On the average, six foot high chain link fence, the posts are spaced eight feet apart. )

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