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Masterpost: The Maiden Voyage of The S.S. Bad Touch
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unavoidedcrisis.With artwork by
attempt_unique.Beta'd by
ink_on_the_page.Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: background Sam/Ruby
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 20,100
Warnings: strong language and talk of dolphin-rape, but in the light-hearted, informational way. Castiel is just trying to make conversation.
Author's Notes: Written for
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spn_j2_bigbang 2011. Alt-s4 story line, if Ruby and Castiel were part of Team Free Will from the beginning. Thank you to everyone who helped me out on this one, absolutely could not/would not have done it without you.And a hundred extra thank yous, the kind made of puppy kisses and sprinkles, to
attempt_unique who was amazing to work with and who produced such amazing art for this fic. Please, please, please go to the art post and leave ALL the praise, because she completely deserves it. I am actually kind of freaking out to see it all together, because yowza, that's hot art. I am just giddy with happy.Take one demon and add an angel. Now subtract their powers and strand far from humans. The math is conclusive: it's time to get off the island. Even if it means paddling.
