Title: Ruffled Feathers
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Jayne/Simon
Rating: R
Word Count: 1010
Warnings: slight dub-con quality to it to start
Summary: Simon has to look nice to really sell the part and Jayne, for one, is buying.
Author's Notes: epiphanyx7 says jump, then I say 'how high'. She says shut up, then I just keep jumping. In total silence.


( Well, they make him something anyways. )