sunspot: thor and captain america in battle (steve 'n' thor)
Text: Every Dong Has Its Day
Author: [ profile] zarathuse
Reader: [personal profile] sunspot
Fandom: Avengers (MCU)
Relationships & Characters: Tony Stark/Steve Rogers, Natasha, Clint, Bruce, Thor,
Rating: Mature
Length: 50:48
Author's Summary: it’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. -ancient chinese proverb
Warnings: author chose not to use warnings.
Reader's Notes: I'd have notes, but I'm too busy giggling. Seriously. Fandom is a very special place, filled with very special people. <3 I recorded this one for [personal profile] epiphanyx7 because I love her so.

Cover under a cut. Reread the title if you have questions as to why. Most likely NSFW. )
sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (sweet creative juices)
Text: Whispered
Author: [personal profile] epiphanyx7
Reader: unavoidedcrisis (aka: sunspot)
Fandom: Firefly
Relationships & Characters: Gen. River Tam, Zoe Washburne, Inara Serra, Kaylee Frye.
Rating: not suitable for children
Length: 7 minutes
Author's Summary: Inara's thoughts are strong, sure, the steady stretch into an arabesque - practiced and certain, every time.
Warnings: Set after the movie Serenity, so spoilers for that + entire series.
Reader's Notes: For the 2011 Informal Twitter Podfic Exchange, for sly_hostetter. I am in love with epiphanyx7's fic and pretty much am going to podfic it all.

Download in .mp3

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (gay sex rainbow of lurve)
Title: Ruffled Feathers
Fandom: Firefly
Pairing: Jayne/Simon
Rating: R
Word Count: 1010
Warnings: slight dub-con quality to it to start
Summary: Simon has to look nice to really sell the part and Jayne, for one, is buying.
Author's Notes: [personal profile] epiphanyx7 says jump, then I say 'how high'. She says shut up, then I just keep jumping. In total silence.

Well, they make him something anyways. )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (Default)
Title: Sinfully Delicious
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: 13+ for language
Word Count: ~1200
Warnings: Should I warn for dead pandas? Okay, I'm warning for dead pandas.
Summary: The Devil is having a hard time getting back into the swing of ruling hell and Sam Winchester tastes like sweet vanilla.
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: Prompted by [personal profile] epiphanyx7, egged on by [ profile] spnland. Characters and series creative property of Eric Kripke, The CW and it's affiliates

Lucifer stretched his arms up over his head and yawned. Ever since he'd agreed to end his assault on the world under mostly peaceful terms, he'd been pulling fourteen and fifteen hour days at the office trying to clear up the paperwork.

All he really wanted was a quick dip in the Lake of Fire... )
sunspot: an angel reaching forward with a lit candle (angel light)

And Grace Will Lead Me Home

by epiphanyx7 (a.k.a. [ profile] epiphanyx7) and sunspot (a.k.a. [ profile] unavoidedcrisis)
with illustrations by [ profile] sleepwalker1015
(and also epiphanyx7 kinda)

beta'd by [ profile] character_bleed

Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: R (adults only)
Length: 45 000 words in 5 parts.
Warnings: Virgin sacrifices, reincarnation, body transformations, epic levels of manpain all over the place, shouting, sex, language, violence, mildly disturbing themes, puppies, ice cream, rainbows, blasphemy, semi-graphic torture, character death, het, slash, angst, goldfish, consensual fraternal incest.
Pairings: Gabriel/Sam/Castiel/Dean; (minor Sam/Gabriel, minor Castiel/Gabriel, minor Sam/Dean).

In order to stop the apocalypse, Dean kills Lucifer -- saving the world, and dying in the process. But Dean's journey is far from over -- the pact he made with Lillith for his soul did not end when an angel pulled him from depths of hell.

After the apocalypse, Castiel and Sam are left to pick up the shattered pieces of themselves. In the wake of Dean's death, things are not as easy as they used to be. Castiel finds himself trapped on Earth, with no hope of returning to the only home he's ever had, while Sam tries to remember who he is without his brother.

Man and angel have nothing in common, aside from their mutual bonds to a man now dead and a future they must forge together, now that the hands of fate have released them. And they will find a purpose, find out who they are, and more importantly, will find a reason to keep going... even in the face of danger, even with the knowledge with every passing second, Sam is closer to the end of his life.

And when he is gone, Castiel will be alone. Forever.

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sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (Default)
Hello and welcome to my first ever attempt at podfic.

Title: And Grace Will Lead Me Home
Text: located here
Story Author: [personal profile] epiphanyx7
Read By: [personal profile] sunspot (aka: [ profile] unavoidedcrisis)
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: not suitable for children
Format: .mp3
Length: approx 6 minutes
Author's Summary: Castiel was alone, for the first time.

Additional Notes from me: [personal profile] epiphanyx7 claims she never wants to fully write this AU and I think it's too perfect not to get more attention than that. So I did this with the selfish hope of inspiring her to continue, I think. Maybe I did it for the kicks.

Available for download here.
sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (Default)
Title: Believe In Magic
Fandom: Supernatural
Pairing: Sam/Castiel
Rating: 13+ for language
Word Count: 670
Warnings: Requested by [personal profile] epiphanyx7. That should be all the warnings you need.
Summary: Castiel is a house hippo and Sam is the teeny tiny hamster who didn't believe in him. With pictures.


So that's how she got me this time.


And then I just had to...

sunspot: we have offended the heavens. aren't you the least bit excited? (excited for this atrocity)
Title: Lesson Learned
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: 13+ for language and deliciousness
Word Count: 1100
Warnings: Here be dinosaurs.
Summary: Castiel, as an angel, never went to kindergarten and therefore missed a lot of valuable life lessons.
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: Possible follow up to this. With pictures!

Dean, I don’t want to have to feed Castiel anymore. It makes me uncomfortable. )
sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (sweet lies and bitter truths)
Title: To Save Penguins
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: 13+ or possibly not suitable for anyone
Word Count: 640
Summary: There was something going on, and Sam was pretty sure it was weird.
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: Characters belong to the CW and/or Eric Kripke.

This is still weird. )
sunspot: text on purple background "aww yeah it's business time!" (business time!)
Title: Aziraphale & Crowley vs. The Pinball Machine
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: all
Word Count: ~1,010
Warnings: Contains graphic description of pinball machines.
Summary: Aziraphale has a bad feeling, Crowley dismisses it. AT HIS OWN PERIL.
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: Characters property of Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett. Challenged by [personal profile] epiphanyx7 at [community profile] midnightwriting. Also, between the title and the fact that epiphanyx7 had something to do with it should warn you it's silly. And have some podfic by the fabulous [ profile] reena_jenkins.


"It's looking at me."

"You're ridiculous, it doesn't have eyes. It's not even sentient."

Aziraphale crossed his arms across his chest and stared at his Cobb salad for a moment. )
sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (so much glee that i have to dance it out)
Title: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: 13+
Word Count: ~1,100
Warnings: Possibly crack fiction, IDEFK anymore.
Summary: Dean walks in on Sam and Castiel fighting over the last cookie. He eats it. There are Consequences.
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: Do not own. Want a cookie now.

That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles )


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