little highway girl

Hello maker (yes, you, you're the Maker now)!

I love dwarfs. That is all. I requested all my fave dwarfs (Lace Harding! Cadash! All of them, tbh) and I honestly don't care much what you do with them; I will love everything. I'm famously bad at prompts, so I'll include some lyrics or something that we can pretend are prompts. Use or ignore, as feels appropriate to you. Any rating, genre, theme, whatever you like. I'm game for anything. I love happy endings, but they're not required.

( DNWs, Likes, Sexy Likes, 'Prompts' )

Hi Holly Poly Maker <3

I love you! I'm bad at letters, but I'm happy you're here, giving me a shot.

For writing, I prefer 3rd POV, but honestly, if you have an idea you wanna run with, I'm game to read it.

Art-wise, I am not educated on anything remotely art and therefore don't have strong feelings about styles. Hit me with whatever, I bet your style is killer. Or Cubism! Whatever happened to cubism?

If you're podding, so get after it. I used to pod, many a long winter ago, and I know how much goes into it and I'll be thrilled with whatever you pick.

Vidders, you are golden stars. I am in awe of your art and I will enjoy anything. You can do flashy/strobe-y effect things, they don't bug me. And star wipes! I'm all over that shit.

I'm happy with any genre/style and any rating.

OH and a note on my poly preferences -- for Leverage, I'd love Hardison/Parker/Eliot as a triad all together. For anyone else, any other canon, I'm a fan of whatever relationship setup you want to try.

The DNWs:
- a/b/o and knotting
- werewolves/vampires (unless canonically so)
- D/s power dynamics outside the bedroom (but inside the bedroom? heck yes!)
- pregnancy/kidfic
- rule 63/always-a-(different gender)
- vore/snuff
- descriptions of mouth trauma
- anything prolapsing
- extreme gore (can definitely appreciate medium gore though!)
- non-con (dubcon welcome!!)

Stuff I Love:
- banter/snark
- (enemies-to-)friends-to-lovers
- forehead presses <3 & bumping noses
- casual touching/intimacy
- casual touch between people who aren't necessarily in a romantic relationship (friends can hold hands, dangit!)
- the Canadian Shack trope
- formal wear (!!!)
- depictions of the weather/seasons/anything atmospheric like that
- all the AUs ever, seriously. Urban fantasy, florists, regency romances, food service, ancient romans, astronauts, rival pool boys, cat burglars, cowboys... seriously, I could keep going. Just. AUs.
- magical realism
- competency
- animals/pets
- realistic h/c
- also fusions are cool!
- robots/AIs/cyborgs
- generally prefer happy/neutral/even bittersweet endings over downright tragic


My Bulletproof Kinks:
- hand kink
- oral sex/oral anything
- rough sex, because consenting partners like it that way OR because we're super mad/having a bad day/need to work out some rage dub-con kinda style.
- size kink
- restraints/mild to moderate bondage
- praise kink
- loyalty kink
- religious kinks
- sex pollen/(blank) made them do it/fuck or die
- dirty talk, even (especially?) the awkward kind
- spanking/impact play
- bathing together/each other
- playing with/tugging on hair
- just general messiness, especially when it's spit/come/sweat, but also food or slime or whatever
- watersports (not super down with any other toilet fluids)
- tentacles (consentacles or otherwise)

It's that time of year again, folks <3_<3 Black Emporium, the Dragon Age Rarepair Exchange!

Most of my letter this year is cribbed from previous letters, because why deviate from perfection?

( dnws, likes, kinks, prompts )

Holly Poly! I'm SO excited.

I'll preface with I love pretty much 99% of everything. I'm not a tricky person to make something for.

Here's my likes, dislikes, loves, and a few (hopefully okay) prompts :)

( DNWs, Likes, Kinks )

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( Pairings )

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Hey there, AU exchange pal! Alternate universe is basically my favourite thing in the world, so I am so beyond excited for this whole exchange and anything you want to make for me.

( DNWs, Likes, Kinks )

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( Outside Xbox )

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( Les Miserables (musical) )

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( Dragon Age )

Title: Later
Fandom: Supernatural/Torchwood
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Gabriel/Jack Harkness
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 554
Content Notes: none
Summary: They'll see each other. Later.
Author's Notes: Written for Porn Battle X.


( The first time, they don't actually meet. )

Title: Bell's Echo
Fandom: Dragon Age: Inquisition
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Dorian Pavus/Felix Alexius
Rating: Explicit
Word Count: 825
Content Notes: PWP
Summary: It's a very dangerous game they play.
Author's Notes: Written for Black Emporium 2017.


( It's a dangerous game they play. )

Dear Creator: I love you. Thank you so much for taking the time to read. I'm not the most polished letter writer.

I love most things, tbh. I'm pretty easy to please. I'll be thrilled to get stuff to admire. I've listed (aka: mercilessly copy/pasted from former letters) faves/un-faves/kinks, and tacked on a few thoughts at the bottom.

( General Likes/Dislikes )

Title: Say You Like Me, Just For The Night
Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Maria Hill/Sam Wilson
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 2100
Content Notes: none
Summary: Maria needs back up and everyone is out of town, except Sam. He wishes he knew what he's just agreed to, but Maria says details are need-to-know only. He'll just have to suit up and find out.
Author's Notes: For Chocolate Box 2017.

( He can hear her typing aggressively (the only way he's ever seen her type). )

Title: Lead Me Off The Beaten Path
Fandom: Lumberjanes
Relationship(s)/Character(s): genfic. Rosie, Abigail.
Rating: G
Word Count: 900
Content Notes: none
Summary: Grumbling campers break off into teams of two and head in different directions. Rosie looks around, but everyone is disappearing into the woods around them and she's left standing on her own in the afternoon sun. Abigail is always her partner.
Author's Notes: For Chocolate Box 2017.

( Abigail's wandered off again, because of course she has. )