sunspot: two hand drawn owls looking out (two staring owls)
2009-05-30 10:19 pm
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[sticky entry] Sticky: Sticky of Eternal Stickiness


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Unless specifically stated, characters here do not belong to me and are property of their respective owners. I'm not making any money on anything posted here.

Note About Derivative Works!

I'm all for 'em! Podfic, art, macaroni sculpture, fic based on my fic, whatever your heart desires. I would definitely like a message (comment, PM, whatever) as a heads up if you want to write a sequel/prequel, just to make sure I don't have one already started because I've been known to secretly work on sequels in the dead of night like a bat. And please, pretty please, drop me a link when you're done creating whatever magnificent thing you've made because I'm super stoked to see it.


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sunspot: we have offended the heavens. aren't you the least bit excited? (excited for this atrocity)
2017-09-22 10:02 am
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black emporium letter

Dear Creator: I love you. Thank you so much for taking the time to read. I'm not the most polished letter writer.

I love most things, tbh. I'm pretty easy to please. I'll be thrilled to get stuff to admire. I've listed (aka: mercilessly copy/pasted from former letters) faves/un-faves/kinks, and tacked on a few thoughts at the bottom.

General Likes/Dislikes )
sunspot: two hand drawn owls looking out (two staring owls)
2017-02-25 03:33 pm
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to my smutswap creator:

Hi! I'm historically terrible at letters! Sorry! This will just be a collection of thoughts that pop into my head and less of a letter...

You will find that "sex as a teambuilding exercise" is the tag of my heart (apparently, anyway. I am just learning this now myself) and if you could just have it inscribed on my tombstone, that'd be great.

I have 4 requested fandoms. I love them all equally!

Read more... )
sunspot: skyline of city by water, tilted to one side (tilted skyline)
2017-02-20 07:19 pm
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fandom5k creator:

Number one, know that I love the thing you’re writing for me already. I'm not really hard to please.

Number two, know that I am not a great letter writer. I’m going to crib this from the last letter I wrote, then try to add some prompts at the bottom. I'm sorry, I'm just so bad at prompts. Whatever you want to write will be great, I'm sure, and if you completely disregard my non-prompts, I am fine with that. Or use them as jumping off points, or just read them and mock me.

If you want to go straight porn for any of these, I also have a smutswap letter on here somewhere so... feel free to peek.

General Likes/Dislikes )

Fandom Specifics )
sunspot: drawing of a girl in a kilt and hoodie with a chainsaw, splattered red (i behave most of the time)
2016-09-25 05:52 pm

Fic: You're The Sweetest Pain in My Side

Title: You're The Sweetest Pain In My Side
Fandom: Dragon Age Inquisition
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Sera/Dagna, Male Adaar, Original Characters
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~2,800
Content Notes: violence, injuries
Summary: Sera gets selected for a special side mission by the Inquisitor, then makes new friends, and meets some awful birds along the way.
Author's Notes: Written as a treat-turned-assignment for worstcommander for Black Emporium Exchange 2016. Originally posted at AO3. Title from the song Side Pain, by Sea of Bees (because of course!). Sorry, not sorry Rodney fans. Many thanks to storiofmylife for betaing.

"You shitting arse. You're joking."

"I'm not, I'm afraid." Adaar sips his beer and tries a look he probably thinks is apologetic. Sera doesn't buy it for a second.

"No. You're friggin' kidding, right?"

'I'm not, Sera. You've proved yourself simply indispensable.' )
sunspot: two squids who are sweet on each other (squids in love)
2016-08-09 05:44 pm

Fic: Where I Belong Tonight

Title: Where I Belong Tonight
Fandom: Dragon Age Inquisition
Character(s): Cullen Rutherford, Female Cadash
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~900
Content Notes: none
Summary: Cullen can't sleep and he hears something in the night.
Author's Notes: Written as a treat for lumateranlibrarian for Black Emporium Exchange 2016. Thanks to buhnebeest for beta-ing.

Cullen watched the Inquisitor leave the war room, headed for her chambers. She seemed… different lately. Maudlin. Distant. )
sunspot: girl in striped shirt holding a wooden boat (sailing ship)
2016-08-09 05:28 pm

Fic: Someone That Starts The Spark

Title: Someone That Starts The Spark
Fandom: Dragon Age Inquisition
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Cremisius "Krem" Aclassi/Lace Harding, Skinner
Rating: G
Word Count: ~900
Content Notes: none
Summary: Krem doesn't want to see anyone freeze.
Author's Notes: Written as a treat for Black Emporium Exchange 2016, for wyndx.

"Aw, another one? Come on, Skinner, you're killin' me." Krem tosses the practice shield aside in splinters. "The quartermaster already hates us."

"I'll talk to him," Skinner says.

'No, it's okay,' he says quickly. )
sunspot: hardison, eliot and parker (hardison eliot parker)
2015-02-05 01:03 pm

Fic: If It Feels Good

Title: If It Feels Good
Fandom: Leverage
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Sophie Devereaux/Nate Ford
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~80 words. Yes, 80. It's microfic, okay.
Warnings: alcohol
Summary: What was that saying? "If it feels good, do it."

Nate takes another swig of beer )
sunspot: bright pink text on black "in lust we trust" (in lust we trust)
2013-10-01 11:22 am

Fic: Shut Up and Make Some Noise

Title: Shut Up And Make Some Noise
Fandom: Community
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Britta/Jeff
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 560
Content Notes: sex, apocalypse au
Summary: Everyone else is dead and everything is meaningless, so what does it matter who makes what noise and when?

The sex doesn't mean anything, Britta reminds him. She says it so often that the statement is just as meaningless as the sex. )
sunspot: text on purple background "aww yeah it's business time!" (business time!)
2013-10-01 11:15 am

Art: The Home For Unwanted Robots

For this year's [community profile] robotbigbang I got to make art for [profile] misskalloway's story The Home For Unwanted Robots. It's adorable and totally worth the read. Check it out here!

And the art is here. )
sunspot: bright pink text on black "in lust we trust" (in lust we trust)
2013-07-08 02:06 pm

You Know You Wanna

Come and join [community profile] polybigbang, a multifandom threesomes or moresome big bang!

Sign Ups: Author | Artist
sunspot: drawing of a girl in a kilt and hoodie with a chainsaw, splattered red (i behave most of the time)
2013-06-17 11:12 am

This is Needlessly Complicated

Ahh, the ongoing woes of a tiny Canadian who wants to get a few bucks from the American government. It’s not like I’ll be making millions selling stories online, why must you take my 30%

My current options for utilizing the tax treaty (which is set up to protect me and my money, apparently) are:

1. Pay Canadian tax lawyer 400$ to file for my ITIN for me.

2. Mail my original passport to Texas for 4-8 weeks while it’s authenticated, pay 180$ plus shipping both ways to get ITIN.

3. Become sole proprietorship for 135$ here in Ontario, figure out now how to file my fucking Canadian taxes because that wasn’t hard enough, call IRS and get an EIN as opposed to an ITIN. EIN is free and can get over the phone in minutes…

4. Suck it the fuck up and lose the 30% royalties because this is all horrific.

5. Just stop what you’re doing and don’t self-publish. Go lie down and watch Avatar: the Last Airbender and laugh at Appa’s giant furry face.
sunspot: thor and captain america in battle (steve 'n' thor)
2013-03-03 11:32 pm

Masterpost: 1356


By [personal profile] sunspot, aka: [ profile] unavoidedcrisis.
Collaborative artwork by [ profile] fullmoon02.
Beta'd by [personal profile] epiphanyx7 & [profile] xsnarkasaurus.

Fandom: Avengers - Movie 'Verse
Relationships & Characters: Bruce Banner, Tony Stark, Clint Barton, Pepper Potts, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov, Maria Hill, Thor, Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster, original characters.
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~23,000
Warnings/Content Notes: post-apocalypse/mid-apocalypse setting, violence, talk of large-scale death, great bodily harm to major characters, monsters
Author's Notes: Written for [community profile] apocalypsebang. Thank you to everyone who helped out, and major kudos to the lovely [ profile] fullmoon02 for the encouragement, for listening to me complain, and especially for the awesome art.

Tony's going to need more than a box of scraps and a secluded cave to fix a way out of this one...


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sunspot: two hand drawn owls looking out (two staring owls)
2013-02-18 10:49 pm

Fic: Life About To Start

Title: Life About To Start
Fandom: Les Miserables (musical)
Relationship(s)/Character(s): Enjolras/Grantaire, Les Amis
Rating: PG13
Word Count: ~5,000
Warnings: character death, violence
Summary: Grantaire is only waiting to die, even as he's learning to live.
Author's Notes: Thank you to Cherie Shark for beta-ing, thank you to chat for putting up with my feelings about dead french revolutionaries, and of course, thank you to the 25th anniversary concert cast for being so effortlessly tragic and inspiring all the plot bunnies.

'Oxygen levels critically low. Forty minutes remaining.' )

sunspot: text on purple background "aww yeah it's business time!" (business time!)
2013-01-20 10:18 pm

Fic: The Time In The Cave (With a Bed, But Hardly Any Bats At All, Because Bats Are No Fun)

Title: The Time In The Cave (With a Bed, But Hardly Any Bats At All, Because Bats Are No Fun)
Fandom: Inspector Spacetime
Relationship(s)/Character(s): The Inspector/Brooke Rhapsody, Angie Lake
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~900
Warnings: smut
Summary: A bed might be an unexpected thing to find in a cave, but Brooke Rhapsody is certainly not.
Author's Notes: Written originally for Porn Battle 13, edited and reformatted to fit your screen.

'Hello, Barmy.' )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (fangirl leen with mclovin)
2013-01-06 10:13 pm

End of the World Reclist

idk how to reclist. Shut up and look at these things.

ganked shamelessly from tumblr

Reclist For Apocalypse Fic )
sunspot: drawing of a girl in a kilt and hoodie with a chainsaw, splattered red (i behave most of the time)
2013-01-01 06:43 pm

2012 Roundup!

2012 Posted Fic Roundup

Total words written+posted: 132,940
Number of fics posted: 16
Fandoms Represented: 5/6 depending on how you look at it -- Leverage, Supernatural, Newsies, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, Avengers (MCU and EMH so does that count for 2?)
Big Bangs Posted: 5
Total words written+posted for big bangs: 108,400
Single Longest Fic: Drrrty Pop, 34,600 words

Most common pairing: Hardison/Parker/Eliot from Leverage (with 3 fics). Unless we're counting the 4 gen fics I wrote. The gen is my most common pairing. :)

Favourite thing I've written this year: All That Love, All Those Mistakes

Word Count: 19,500
Summary: After a life on the street and now a job at a run down community centre, Clint classifies himself as a hard-and-fast pessimist. Until he gets the stuffing knocked out of him by a local street gang and suddenly his life is like a bad rom-com, complete with the boy with the smile that makes his knees weak, the ever-helpful matchmaking best friend, gratuitous Abraham Lincoln, and one or more cracked ribs. Okay, maybe he's still a pessimist...

Okay, so more words and fandoms than last year, which was my overall goal. :) Still not enough fandoms for me. Want all the fandoms. I wrote more big bangs this year too. I hope I can keep that up, I love those.

Podfic Roundup

# of podfics posted: 9
Minutes recorded: 170:23
Fandoms Podficced: 6 -- Leverage, Doctor Who, Community, Supernatural, Avengers (MCU), Avengers (MA), Harry Potter

Seems like I need to record more podfic, too. :) Woooo, 2012 was a zany year. A+, self, you did some stuff! This is what got posted, plus everything I am still working on/editing/writing/&c, I hit my Get Yours Words Out goal for this year. Hope to do just as well this year. Happy creating, everyone!
sunspot: we have offended the heavens. aren't you the least bit excited? (excited for this atrocity)
2012-12-21 08:05 pm

Podfic: Pride and Prejudice and Werewolves

Text: Pride and Prejudice and Werewolves
Author: [ profile] cherie_morte
Reader: [personal profile] sunspot
Fandom: Harry Potter
Relationships & Characters: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black
Rating: PG13
Length: 11:51
Author's Summary: Remus and Sirius get lost in London.
Warnings: none
Reader's Notes: Such great banter, one of my favourite things in the world. I recorded this for [personal profile] jenepod for #ITPE 2012. :)

Right-click 'save as' to download .mp3, click to stream.
sunspot: skyline of city by water, tilted to one side (tilted skyline)
2012-12-04 02:09 pm

Big Bang Art: The Way Home

For [community profile] polybigbang 2012 I got to work with [ profile] the_plaid_slytherin on the post-series Battlestar Galatica story "The Way Home," which you should definitely check out for all the Saul Tigh related goodness you can handle.

I made a banner to go with it, and really tried to catch the quiet mood of the story.

The Way Home )