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black emporium letter
Dear Creator: I love you. Thank you so much for taking the time to read. I'm not the most polished letter writer.
I love most things, tbh. I'm pretty easy to please. I'll be thrilled to get stuff to admire. I've listed (aka: mercilessly copy/pasted from former letters) faves/un-faves/kinks, and tacked on a few thoughts at the bottom.
General DNWs:
a/b/o
werewolves (unless canonically so) or other such magical type creature transformations (unless like... magical girl transformations? like some sailor moon shit? I’d enjoy that)
D/s power dynamics outside the bedroom
pregnancy
in depth looks at/talks about suicide (brief mentions/references okay)
rule 63/always-a-(different gender)
vore or snuff
anything outrightly hateful about any group of people
descriptions of like… mouth trauma? Broken teeth, mouths getting sewn shut, split lips… Major heebie jeebies
preferably no non-con (dub-con okay! :D)
when the dog dies
My Bulletproof Loves (for everything, ever)
when the dog lives (anything with pets, tbh)
banter/snark (esp. among buds)
(enemies-to-)friends-to-lovers
forehead presses & bumping noses
casual touching/intimacy
cuddling for warmth
formal wear (!!!)
depictions of the weather/seasons/anything atmospheric like that
any discussion re:/partaking in/cooking of breakfast foods
mundane AUs (yeah, bring on the food service AUs, I don’t care how cliched that makes me, any other modern/mundane/workplace AUs are great)
post-apocalypse anything (or post-post apocalypse)
non-angsty poly ships
slow burn or even medium burn (is that a thing?)
slice-of-life stuff
realistic h/c
Sexy Stuff that’s A+:
hand kink
cunnilingus
rough (but still ultimately loving) sex
really slow, lazy sex
restraints/light bondage
praisekink
loyalty!
dirty talk
spanking
bathing together/each other
playing with/tugging on hair
oral sex
boot worship
kink negotiation
watersports (not super down with any other toilet fluids - scat/vomit = eh nope)
dubcon
tentacles
temperature play
breathplay
knife/weapon play
phone sex/sexting/saucy telegrams/dirty notes via carrier pigeon/whatever the canon equivalent would be
- arranged marriage (!)/fake marriage/accidental marriage
- could definitely enjoy some h/c for this fandom; so much possibility for whump
- enemies-friends-lovers for anyone would be incredible (Alistair/Morrigan, anyone?)
- anything where people are stranded together, especially people who don't know and/or like each other very much
- Merrill/Solas post DAI where Merrill goes off to join Solas's grand plans
- Merrill/Varric post-DAI where Merrill goes off to join Solas's grand plan and Varric has ~feelings~ about it
- Merrill/Varric set any time during DA2 where it's way less angsty than that thing I just said
- Cassandra/literally anything or anyone happening that includes Cassandra. CASSANDRA
- Chargers! They deserve happiness. With each other or with someone else. Just happy fluffy sweetness
- Also I love dwarves/dwarf lore
- This letter has drastically gotten away from me
- I'm sorry for my life and my choices
I love most things, tbh. I'm pretty easy to please. I'll be thrilled to get stuff to admire. I've listed (aka: mercilessly copy/pasted from former letters) faves/un-faves/kinks, and tacked on a few thoughts at the bottom.
General DNWs:
a/b/o
werewolves (unless canonically so) or other such magical type creature transformations (unless like... magical girl transformations? like some sailor moon shit? I’d enjoy that)
D/s power dynamics outside the bedroom
pregnancy
in depth looks at/talks about suicide (brief mentions/references okay)
rule 63/always-a-(different gender)
vore or snuff
anything outrightly hateful about any group of people
descriptions of like… mouth trauma? Broken teeth, mouths getting sewn shut, split lips… Major heebie jeebies
preferably no non-con (dub-con okay! :D)
when the dog dies
My Bulletproof Loves (for everything, ever)
when the dog lives (anything with pets, tbh)
banter/snark (esp. among buds)
(enemies-to-)friends-to-lovers
forehead presses & bumping noses
casual touching/intimacy
cuddling for warmth
formal wear (!!!)
depictions of the weather/seasons/anything atmospheric like that
any discussion re:/partaking in/cooking of breakfast foods
mundane AUs (yeah, bring on the food service AUs, I don’t care how cliched that makes me, any other modern/mundane/workplace AUs are great)
post-apocalypse anything (or post-post apocalypse)
non-angsty poly ships
slow burn or even medium burn (is that a thing?)
slice-of-life stuff
realistic h/c
Sexy Stuff that’s A+:
hand kink
cunnilingus
rough (but still ultimately loving) sex
really slow, lazy sex
restraints/light bondage
praisekink
loyalty!
dirty talk
spanking
bathing together/each other
playing with/tugging on hair
oral sex
boot worship
kink negotiation
watersports (not super down with any other toilet fluids - scat/vomit = eh nope)
dubcon
tentacles
temperature play
breathplay
knife/weapon play
phone sex/sexting/saucy telegrams/dirty notes via carrier pigeon/whatever the canon equivalent would be
- arranged marriage (!)/fake marriage/accidental marriage
- could definitely enjoy some h/c for this fandom; so much possibility for whump
- enemies-friends-lovers for anyone would be incredible (Alistair/Morrigan, anyone?)
- anything where people are stranded together, especially people who don't know and/or like each other very much
- Merrill/Solas post DAI where Merrill goes off to join Solas's grand plans
- Merrill/Varric post-DAI where Merrill goes off to join Solas's grand plan and Varric has ~feelings~ about it
- Merrill/Varric set any time during DA2 where it's way less angsty than that thing I just said
- Cassandra/literally anything or anyone happening that includes Cassandra. CASSANDRA
- Chargers! They deserve happiness. With each other or with someone else. Just happy fluffy sweetness
- Also I love dwarves/dwarf lore
- This letter has drastically gotten away from me
- I'm sorry for my life and my choices