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A Paragon of Their Kind letter
Hello maker (yes, you, you're the Maker now)!
I love dwarfs. That is all. I requested all my fave dwarfs (Lace Harding! Cadash! All of them, tbh) and I honestly don't care much what you do with them; I will love everything. I'm famously bad at prompts, so I'll include some lyrics or something that we can pretend are prompts. Use or ignore, as feels appropriate to you. Any rating, genre, theme, whatever you like. I'm game for anything. I love happy endings, but they're not required.
The DNWs:
- a/b/o and knotting
- werewolves/vampires (unless canonically so)
- D/s power dynamics outside the bedroom (but inside the bedroom? heck yes!)
- pregnancy/kidfic
- rule 63/always-a-(different gender)
- vore/snuff
- descriptions of mouth trauma
- anything prolapsing
- extreme gore (can definitely appreciate medium gore though!)
- non-con (dubcon welcome!!)
Stuff I Love:
- banter/snark
- (enemies-to-)friends-to-lovers
- forehead presses <3 & bumping noses
- casual touching/intimacy
- casual touch between people who aren't necessarily in a romantic relationship (friends can hold hands, dangit!)
- the Canadian Shack trope
- formal wear (!!!)
- depictions of the weather/seasons/anything atmospheric like that
- all the AUs ever, seriously. Urban fantasy, florists, regency romances, food service, ancient romans, astronauts, rival pool boys, cat burglars, cowboys... seriously, I could keep going. Just. AUs.
- magical realism
- competency
- animals/pets
- realistic h/c
- also fusions are cool! Guaranteed winners would be Pokemon, Leverage, Fallout, Dragon Age...
- robots/AIs/cyborgs
- generally prefer happy/neutral/even bittersweet endings over downright tragic
My Bulletproof Sexy Kinks:
- hand kink
- oral sex/oral anything
- rough sex, because consenting partners like it that way OR because we're super mad/having a bad day/need to work out some rage dub-con kinda style.
- size kink/size differences
- restraints/mild to moderate bondage
- praise kink
- loyalty kink
- religious kinks
- sex pollen/(blank) made them do it/fuck or die
- dirty talk, even (especially?) the awkward kind
- spanking/impact play
- bathing together/each other
- playing with/tugging on hair
- just general messiness, especially when it's spit/come/sweat, but also food or slime or whatever
- watersports (not super down with any other toilet fluids)
- tentacles (consentacles or otherwise)
Let's Say These Tragically Hip Lyrics Are My Prompts:
- you talk and you talk like some weird saint
- it's one thing or another but it's neither this nor that; actually it's a collection of things
- see when it starts to fall apart, man, it really falls apart
- want to shake your faith in human nature
- i went through open country, over water, meadows, streams
- you said any time of the day was fine, you said any time of the night was also fine
- i saw the constellations reveal themselves one star at a time
- you fear no art and you fear no reflection
- we live to survive our paradoxes
- i have a thought that consoles me, a glow within
I love dwarfs. That is all. I requested all my fave dwarfs (Lace Harding! Cadash! All of them, tbh) and I honestly don't care much what you do with them; I will love everything. I'm famously bad at prompts, so I'll include some lyrics or something that we can pretend are prompts. Use or ignore, as feels appropriate to you. Any rating, genre, theme, whatever you like. I'm game for anything. I love happy endings, but they're not required.
The DNWs:
- a/b/o and knotting
- werewolves/vampires (unless canonically so)
- D/s power dynamics outside the bedroom (but inside the bedroom? heck yes!)
- pregnancy/kidfic
- rule 63/always-a-(different gender)
- vore/snuff
- descriptions of mouth trauma
- anything prolapsing
- extreme gore (can definitely appreciate medium gore though!)
- non-con (dubcon welcome!!)
Stuff I Love:
- banter/snark
- (enemies-to-)friends-to-lovers
- forehead presses <3 & bumping noses
- casual touching/intimacy
- casual touch between people who aren't necessarily in a romantic relationship (friends can hold hands, dangit!)
- the Canadian Shack trope
- formal wear (!!!)
- depictions of the weather/seasons/anything atmospheric like that
- all the AUs ever, seriously. Urban fantasy, florists, regency romances, food service, ancient romans, astronauts, rival pool boys, cat burglars, cowboys... seriously, I could keep going. Just. AUs.
- magical realism
- competency
- animals/pets
- realistic h/c
- also fusions are cool! Guaranteed winners would be Pokemon, Leverage, Fallout, Dragon Age...
- robots/AIs/cyborgs
- generally prefer happy/neutral/even bittersweet endings over downright tragic
My Bulletproof Sexy Kinks:
- hand kink
- oral sex/oral anything
- rough sex, because consenting partners like it that way OR because we're super mad/having a bad day/need to work out some rage dub-con kinda style.
- size kink/size differences
- restraints/mild to moderate bondage
- praise kink
- loyalty kink
- religious kinks
- sex pollen/(blank) made them do it/fuck or die
- dirty talk, even (especially?) the awkward kind
- spanking/impact play
- bathing together/each other
- playing with/tugging on hair
- just general messiness, especially when it's spit/come/sweat, but also food or slime or whatever
- watersports (not super down with any other toilet fluids)
- tentacles (consentacles or otherwise)
Let's Say These Tragically Hip Lyrics Are My Prompts:
- you talk and you talk like some weird saint
- it's one thing or another but it's neither this nor that; actually it's a collection of things
- see when it starts to fall apart, man, it really falls apart
- want to shake your faith in human nature
- i went through open country, over water, meadows, streams
- you said any time of the day was fine, you said any time of the night was also fine
- i saw the constellations reveal themselves one star at a time
- you fear no art and you fear no reflection
- we live to survive our paradoxes
- i have a thought that consoles me, a glow within