Podfic: The Inaugural Meeting

Read the truthful account: The Inaugural Meeting of an Affectionate Devil and a Gentleman, Leading to the Formation of Infernal Intentions and the Seeking of an Address (The First Part of The Most Earnest Report Regarding Deliciously Deviant Devils, Acutely Admirable Americans and the Increasingly Inadvisable Intimacies Between Them)
As penned by the shining smith of words: tsukinofaerii
Recounted to you now by the humble storyteller: sunspot
This story bears the elements of the universe: Marvel Adventures: Avengers with a generous helping of the Echo Bazaar.
Relationships & Characters: Contains the most Romantic Liasons and Shocking Affairs between Captain Steven G. Rogers of the U.S. Armed Forces and the Affectionate Devil Anthony Stark. Also featuring the Valiant Devil, James Rhodes.
Suitable for humans and creatures: Teen and up
Length: Thirteen minutes and twenty-four seconds.
To summarize a long story short, in the interest of time: When Anthony Stark, (the Affectionate Devil) bumps into a newcomer in the Neath, he absolutely has to know more about this particularly delicious soul.
One should be aware of the following notes of concern: Exceptionally affectionate prose (fluff), occasional mentions of Violence most unsettling (mentions of casual violence), Scandalous Tails and Various forms of Deviltry. May also warn those new to the Neath of the future which lies before them (spoilers for the game)
Notes from the Teller: I am neither confirming nor denying that I picked this one solely based on the title, but if you were to ask around, I am certain you would find no one who would say that it's not the Loveliest and Wordiest of titles. None who would not be lying through their awful teeth, that is.
Credit for the the delightful musical accompaniment: incompetech.com


The crude and simple cover designed by the reader, whose talents lie in many things, but apparently not in any particular artistic endeavor.

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Podfic: Two Hearts With Accurate Devotion

Text: Two Hearts With Accurate Devotion
Author: brodinsons
Reader: sunspot
Fandom: MCU (specifically, Thor)
Relationships & Characters: Thor/Loki
Rating: PG13
Length: 5:04
Author's Summary: okay so this is your cyborg porn and since my knowledge of how that actually works is sadly lacking, enjoy my completely fabricated version of said events.
Warnings: ... do I need to warn for incest in this case? Consider this a warning.
Reader's Notes: So this popped up on my dash and I screeched and screeched and screeched, as one does when cyborg incest smoochin' appears before your eyes as if handed to you by cyborg Abraham Lincoln himself. And then I was compelled to record it because of the reasons I just said. Recording contains little to no screeching though.

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