#ITPE Letter
Oct. 8th, 2012 02:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Dear Podficcer!

Here's a list of fandoms I am down with!
-Leverage
-Avengers (any canon, nom nom)
-Newsies (Oh, do I have to specify movie? I didn't even realize that there was a stage show until like... minutes ago #deprived)
-Discworld
-Community
-Inspector Spacetime
-Supernatural (season 5 and earlier)
-Firefly
-Archer
-Harry Potter
-Lord of the Rings
-Basically any Disney movie
-Star Trek (reboot or TOS)
Here's a list of themes/whatevers I like!
-fluff
-apocalypses (see how it totally relates to the first one, that's totally cool, I'm totally not all over the map)
-zombies
-Jan van Dyne
-AUs in general
-pets (but not when they die)
-weather, anything like... atmospheric. This one is hard to explain. It's just a ~thing.
-formal wear
-rough sex
-restaurants/bakeries/coffee shops/farmer's markets/AUs where people just eat a lot
-banter (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
-poly
-consentacles (consensual tentacles! tbh, even dub-tentacles are fun)
Here's a list of ships/characters from the first list that I can't stand!
-Clint/Coulson
-Coulson/anyone
-Coulson ever at all (I knowwwww, but he just irks me)
-Loki/anyone who's not Thor
-Dean/Castiel
-anything that's not Dean/Sam, tbh
-anything set past s5 of Supernatural (haven't seen any of it, see)
Here's a list of my hard and fast DNWs (if nothing else, please to respect this part)!
-werewolves
-vampires
-parent/child incest (all other incest is a-okay!)
-power dynamics in a sexual way (ie: Alpha-Beta relationships, imprinting, master/slave, non-con). BDSM is okay, but what's even better is when it's got in-fic actually discussed, vocalized, acknowledged consent & boundaries discussed beforehand. Rawr baby. That's not meant to sound shame-y, either. I am all about the power plays and the kinky stuff IRL, and I love it in fic, I'm just really really picky? I don't want you to work so hard on something for it just for me to get squicked by something and turn it off.
-suicide
-knotting
-anyone getting their mouth sewn shut, even in a vague, off screen, discussiony way (yes, this seems really esoteric but it's snuck up on me a couple of times and dkighfjgghdfk nnNNnnnnooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOo)
Final thoughts!
-I'm also not a fan a crossovers, mostly because I'm so picky, but I'll leave that to your discretion because I love and trust you, podficcer.
-Gen fic is awesome! Shippy fic is awesome! Stories that end up in that shadowy place between shippy and gen are awesome! Any rating! I like me some porn, but also I like 100% platonic handshakes. Oh baby baby, handshakes.
-I have the sense of humour of a six year old, tbh.
-Feel free to be experimental! Music, sound effects, recording upside-down and backwards in a place you've never recorded. I'm down!
I HOPE THIS HELPS AND DOESN'T MAKE IT WORSE <33 HAPPY PODDING.

Here's a list of fandoms I am down with!
-Leverage
-Avengers (any canon, nom nom)
-Newsies (Oh, do I have to specify movie? I didn't even realize that there was a stage show until like... minutes ago #deprived)
-Discworld
-Community
-Inspector Spacetime
-Supernatural (season 5 and earlier)
-Firefly
-Archer
-Harry Potter
-Lord of the Rings
-Basically any Disney movie
-Star Trek (reboot or TOS)
Here's a list of themes/whatevers I like!
-fluff
-apocalypses (see how it totally relates to the first one, that's totally cool, I'm totally not all over the map)
-zombies
-Jan van Dyne
-AUs in general
-pets (but not when they die)
-weather, anything like... atmospheric. This one is hard to explain. It's just a ~thing.
-formal wear
-rough sex
-restaurants/bakeries/coffee shops/farmer's markets/AUs where people just eat a lot
-banter (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
-poly
-consentacles (consensual tentacles! tbh, even dub-tentacles are fun)
Here's a list of ships/characters from the first list that I can't stand!
-Clint/Coulson
-Coulson/anyone
-Coulson ever at all (I knowwwww, but he just irks me)
-Loki/anyone who's not Thor
-Dean/Castiel
-anything that's not Dean/Sam, tbh
-anything set past s5 of Supernatural (haven't seen any of it, see)
Here's a list of my hard and fast DNWs (if nothing else, please to respect this part)!
-werewolves
-vampires
-parent/child incest (all other incest is a-okay!)
-power dynamics in a sexual way (ie: Alpha-Beta relationships, imprinting, master/slave, non-con). BDSM is okay, but what's even better is when it's got in-fic actually discussed, vocalized, acknowledged consent & boundaries discussed beforehand. Rawr baby. That's not meant to sound shame-y, either. I am all about the power plays and the kinky stuff IRL, and I love it in fic, I'm just really really picky? I don't want you to work so hard on something for it just for me to get squicked by something and turn it off.
-suicide
-knotting
-anyone getting their mouth sewn shut, even in a vague, off screen, discussiony way (yes, this seems really esoteric but it's snuck up on me a couple of times and dkighfjgghdfk nnNNnnnnooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOo)
Final thoughts!
-I'm also not a fan a crossovers, mostly because I'm so picky, but I'll leave that to your discretion because I love and trust you, podficcer.
-Gen fic is awesome! Shippy fic is awesome! Stories that end up in that shadowy place between shippy and gen are awesome! Any rating! I like me some porn, but also I like 100% platonic handshakes. Oh baby baby, handshakes.
-I have the sense of humour of a six year old, tbh.
-Feel free to be experimental! Music, sound effects, recording upside-down and backwards in a place you've never recorded. I'm down!
I HOPE THIS HELPS AND DOESN'T MAKE IT WORSE <33 HAPPY PODDING.