Fic: The Naked Break-In Plot
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sunspotTitle: The Naked Break-In Plot
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec/Eliot/Parker
Rating: adults only
Word Count: ~785
Summary: "Dude, did you break into my apartment?"
Eliot is about to explain that it wasn't him, it was Parker, but when he looks down, Parker is gone.
Author's Notes: Written for Porn Battle X. Prompt 'naked' and 'break in'. I apparently missed the comma between the two words and thought 'okay but how would that work?' My reading fail amused me more than anything else.
"I told you I could," she huffs, pushing open the door.
"I never said you couldn't. I just said that I have a key, Parker!"
She blinks at him like he's talking nonsense at her. "But the door is open."
Eliot stares. "Yeah, it is." He's not going to argue this point again. They've discussed this some many times, he's pretty sure he could actually have this conversation without Parker.
"We're breaking in," she calls to the front room as she tugs Eliot inside. They've had that conversation a few too many times as well, after the night when Eliot almost put her through a fifth storey window for coming in unannounced. There had been a lot of tense, forced-sounding apologies once Alec finally got them talking to each other again.
"Technically, I think we agreed you're supposed to say that before you're inside," Eliot says drily. Looking around the living room, Alec is nowhere to be found.
"Hardison?"
"He's not in the bedroom either," Parker says, wandering into the kitchen. "Oh, hey. There's no orange soda here, maybe he went out to get some."
Eliot snorts. He starts to say how it's past one in the morning and that's sounds ridiculous until he realizes that sounds exactly like Alec.
"Guess we'll have to wait for him." Parker sighs. "Oh no. Whatever will we do to pass the time?"
Eliot puts on his best 'I am not amused' face, but the effect is kind of lost because he's already halfway out of his pants. Parker smiles her small, unfathomable smile and drops to her knees in front of him. Eliot runs a hand through his hair and grins back down at her.
Parker wastes no time pushing Eliot's underwear down around his ankles. She breathes over his skin, fingers skimming up his thighs. "Lose the shirt," she tells him. He drops it on the counter obligingly.
She presses her lips to the tip of his cock lightly and Eliot drops a hand to her shoulder. This is definitely not a bad way to pass the time.
The quiet magic of clandestine blow jobs in someone else's apartment is broken when the door swings open. "What the hell are you doing here?" Alec calls from the doorway. The light from the hallway illuminates him from behind, making it hard for Eliot to see his face. But the silhouette-Alec is carrying two bottles of soda and standing with the posture of an immensely irritated man. "Dude, did you break into my apartment?"
Eliot is about to explain that it wasn't him, it was Parker, but when he looks down, Parker is gone.
"Dammit," he mutters.
"And are you naked?" Alec closes the door over with his foot and crosses the apartment into the kitchen. When he moves to put the bottles away, the light from the fridge falls across Eliot's still-hard cock. Alec does not fail to notice this.
"Aw, hell, Eliot!" Alec holds up a hand to shield his eyes as if naked Eliot isn't something he's seen a hundred times before. "Getting naked and sneaking into a guy's house in the middle of the night, then getting all excited in his kitchen... That is just unsavoury, man."
Eliot is still trying to think of an explanation that doesn't make him sound like a deviant when Parker appears right behind Alec, reaching around him and undoing his belt before he realizes she's there. Alec makes a startled noise and turns. "You too?" he asks, catching sight of her naked skin.
"Me too? It was my idea," she says, poking his arm. "Naked break ins. It could be a thing."
"Oh, it could definitely be a thing," Alec grins. "You know, a crazy thing..." he trails off when he finds himself caught between two naked bodies.
Alec dips his head to nuzzle at Parker's neck but she bats him away, smiling playfully. "Sorry," she shrugs. "But we finished with foreplay before you got here."
Eliot tugs at the fly of Alec's jeans while Parker's fingers fly over the buttons of his shirt. If there had been enough time for him to think before he's also standing naked in his kitchen, he would have thought 'we all get naked way too easily.' He tries to turn between them, but Eliot's got a firm hold of his wrist and his teeth in Alec's shoulder. Not that Alec is prepared to complain about any of that.
"Bed?" Alec suggests, breathless. With all the bare skin around him in this moment, he's just trying to figure out where to put his hands.
Parker kisses him slowly, twining Eliot's fingers through her own and pulling the three of them closer. "Actually... Counter."
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec/Eliot/Parker
Rating: adults only
Word Count: ~785
Summary: "Dude, did you break into my apartment?"
Eliot is about to explain that it wasn't him, it was Parker, but when he looks down, Parker is gone.
Author's Notes: Written for Porn Battle X. Prompt 'naked' and 'break in'. I apparently missed the comma between the two words and thought 'okay but how would that work?' My reading fail amused me more than anything else.
"I told you I could," she huffs, pushing open the door.
"I never said you couldn't. I just said that I have a key, Parker!"
She blinks at him like he's talking nonsense at her. "But the door is open."
Eliot stares. "Yeah, it is." He's not going to argue this point again. They've discussed this some many times, he's pretty sure he could actually have this conversation without Parker.
"We're breaking in," she calls to the front room as she tugs Eliot inside. They've had that conversation a few too many times as well, after the night when Eliot almost put her through a fifth storey window for coming in unannounced. There had been a lot of tense, forced-sounding apologies once Alec finally got them talking to each other again.
"Technically, I think we agreed you're supposed to say that before you're inside," Eliot says drily. Looking around the living room, Alec is nowhere to be found.
"Hardison?"
"He's not in the bedroom either," Parker says, wandering into the kitchen. "Oh, hey. There's no orange soda here, maybe he went out to get some."
Eliot snorts. He starts to say how it's past one in the morning and that's sounds ridiculous until he realizes that sounds exactly like Alec.
"Guess we'll have to wait for him." Parker sighs. "Oh no. Whatever will we do to pass the time?"
Eliot puts on his best 'I am not amused' face, but the effect is kind of lost because he's already halfway out of his pants. Parker smiles her small, unfathomable smile and drops to her knees in front of him. Eliot runs a hand through his hair and grins back down at her.
Parker wastes no time pushing Eliot's underwear down around his ankles. She breathes over his skin, fingers skimming up his thighs. "Lose the shirt," she tells him. He drops it on the counter obligingly.
She presses her lips to the tip of his cock lightly and Eliot drops a hand to her shoulder. This is definitely not a bad way to pass the time.
The quiet magic of clandestine blow jobs in someone else's apartment is broken when the door swings open. "What the hell are you doing here?" Alec calls from the doorway. The light from the hallway illuminates him from behind, making it hard for Eliot to see his face. But the silhouette-Alec is carrying two bottles of soda and standing with the posture of an immensely irritated man. "Dude, did you break into my apartment?"
Eliot is about to explain that it wasn't him, it was Parker, but when he looks down, Parker is gone.
"Dammit," he mutters.
"And are you naked?" Alec closes the door over with his foot and crosses the apartment into the kitchen. When he moves to put the bottles away, the light from the fridge falls across Eliot's still-hard cock. Alec does not fail to notice this.
"Aw, hell, Eliot!" Alec holds up a hand to shield his eyes as if naked Eliot isn't something he's seen a hundred times before. "Getting naked and sneaking into a guy's house in the middle of the night, then getting all excited in his kitchen... That is just unsavoury, man."
Eliot is still trying to think of an explanation that doesn't make him sound like a deviant when Parker appears right behind Alec, reaching around him and undoing his belt before he realizes she's there. Alec makes a startled noise and turns. "You too?" he asks, catching sight of her naked skin.
"Me too? It was my idea," she says, poking his arm. "Naked break ins. It could be a thing."
"Oh, it could definitely be a thing," Alec grins. "You know, a crazy thing..." he trails off when he finds himself caught between two naked bodies.
Alec dips his head to nuzzle at Parker's neck but she bats him away, smiling playfully. "Sorry," she shrugs. "But we finished with foreplay before you got here."
Eliot tugs at the fly of Alec's jeans while Parker's fingers fly over the buttons of his shirt. If there had been enough time for him to think before he's also standing naked in his kitchen, he would have thought 'we all get naked way too easily.' He tries to turn between them, but Eliot's got a firm hold of his wrist and his teeth in Alec's shoulder. Not that Alec is prepared to complain about any of that.
"Bed?" Alec suggests, breathless. With all the bare skin around him in this moment, he's just trying to figure out where to put his hands.
Parker kisses him slowly, twining Eliot's fingers through her own and pulling the three of them closer. "Actually... Counter."
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Date: 2010-10-04 02:36 am (UTC)~Storm ;-)