That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles

Title: That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: 13+
Word Count: ~1,100
Warnings: Possibly crack fiction, IDEFK anymore.
Summary: Dean walks in on Sam and Castiel fighting over the last cookie. He eats it. There are Consequences.
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: Do not own. Want a cookie now.

( That's The Way The Cookie Crumbles )

Fic: Aziraphale & Crowley vs. The Pinball Machine

Title: Aziraphale & Crowley vs. The Pinball Machine
Fandom: Good Omens
Rating: all
Word Count: ~1,010
Warnings: Contains graphic description of pinball machines.
Summary: Aziraphale has a bad feeling, Crowley dismisses it. AT HIS OWN PERIL.
Author's Notes/Disclaimer: Characters property of Neil Gaiman and Terry Prachett. Challenged by epiphanyx7 at midnightwriting. Also, between the title and the fact that epiphanyx7 had something to do with it should warn you it's silly. And have some podfic by the fabulous reena_jenkins.

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"It's looking at me."

"You're ridiculous, it doesn't have eyes. It's not even sentient."

( Aziraphale crossed his arms across his chest and stared at his Cobb salad for a moment. )