Interactive Fanfiction!

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THIS IS HOW THIS WILL WORK. IT PROBABLY WON'T WORK ANY OTHER WAY, ACTUALLY. AND I SRSLY WANT TO SEE WHAT YOU COME UP WITH.

Step One: Prepare for epic levels of crack.
Step Two: Grab a pen and scratch pad or open a notepad.
Step Three: Click the first cut and write down a word/answer for each of the things I have listed out for you. Don't look ahead or bad things will happen.
Step Four: Put the words you picked into the pre-written template I've placed under the second cut.
Step Five: ?????
Step Six: Profit!


1. A piece of technology
2. Adjective
3. Article of clothing
4. Adjective
5. Adjective
6. A bad thing
7. A type of facial expression
8. Noun
9. An exclamation
1o. A time of day
11. Type of drink
12. Body part
13. Part of a car
14. Emotion
15. Adverb ending in -ly
16. Adjective
17. Noun
18. Something to be used as a weapon
19. Animal
2o. Noun
21. Body part
22. Body part
23. Verb ending in -ing
24. Noun
25. A number











Sam checked the text message on his [1. _________ ]. It was from Dean and Dean was in [2. _________ ] trouble!

"Castiel!" he shouted. "We have to save Dean!"

Sam put on his [3. _________ ] while he waited for Castiel.

"Does this trench coat make me look [4. _________ ]?" Castiel asked.

"Not at all, you look smokin' [5. _________ ]," Sam assured him. "But we have to go right now to save Dean from the [6. _________ ]."

Castiel [7. facial expression]. "Yes yes. That [8. _________ ] of yours is always getting into trouble. I'll drive."

"[9. _________ ]!" Sam said.

Castiel was not a very good driver, but it was [10. _________ ] and Sam was drunk so he didn't have any choice.

"Pass him, pass him!" Sam chanted. Castiel frowned and tutted.

"You smell like [11. _________ ] and are very distracting, Samuel. Please shut your [12. _________ ]."

Castiel attempted to pass the truck in front on them, but he passed too closely and knocked off the [13. _________ ].

"Dean is not going to be [14. _________ ]..." Sam grunted.

"Dean is just going to be grateful that we saved him." Castiel pulled the car into the parking lot where Dean had [15. _________ ] ordered them. It was the parking lot outside a [16. _________ ] diner.

"Dean?" Sam called, pushing open the [17. _________ ] carefully. He hid his [18. _________ ] under his jacket. "Have you been eaten or turned into a [19. _________ ]? Castiel seems to think that might happen."

"Sammy!" Dean's voice echoed from behind the door that presumably led to the [20. _________ ].

Sam headed for the door. "Dean?"

"Sammy!"

"Dean!"

"Castiel!" Castiel chimed in. He put his [21. _________ ] in his [22. _________ ] and stared up at Sam. "I just wanted to feel like I belong," he sighed.

Dean came through the door from the kitchen. "Thank gosh you're here! I was worried."

"Are you alright? Can I smite something?" Castiel asked hopefully, [23. _________ ] his fingers in case it was time for smiting.

Sam swung around, looking for the enemy. "Dean... What happened?"

"I made all this [24. _________ ]," Dean explained. "But I can't eat it all myself!"

Sam frowned. "You said it was an emergency!"

"It is!" Dean replied, pointing. "I can manage a whole pie, but I can't eat [25. _________ ]! Not in one sitting, at least, because I already had a sandwich."

So they ate pie.

It wasn't perfect because Dean had put too much salt in the pastry and Sam's pie ended up having a loose human tooth in it and Castiel didn't get to smite anything, but it was still pretty nice.

Comments

Re: You have a screw loose, Lady.

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I love Dean and I have faith in his pie eating skills... But that's a ton of pie and I don't think he would have been able to eat all of that pie if you gave him a month.

And screws are exactly the way they should be.