sunspot: we have offended the heavens. aren't you the least bit excited? (excited for this atrocity)
The Elephant In The Room (Is Me Loving You)

By [personal profile] sunspot, aka: [livejournal.com profile] unavoidedcrisis.
With artwork by [personal profile] cybel and [livejournal.com profile] weaslett.
Beta'd by [personal profile] cantarina, [livejournal.com profile] waterofthemoon, and SE.


Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot/Parker/Hardison, Parker/Hardison
Rating: PG13
Word Count: 16,000
Warnings: strong language
Author's Notes: Thanks to my amazing betas and to my artists for being so patient and talented. Also thanks to [livejournal.com profile] chosenfire28 and [livejournal.com profile] ordinaryink for being ridiculous awesome and making me things to go along with this.



The Greater Cityopolis City Zoo is getting an elephant for the first time in their history, and with is comes the new elephant keeper. And as Parker points out, "they're elephants, so it's clearly a huge deal."



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sunspot: hardison, eliot and parker (hardison eliot parker)
Dear Mr. Spencer,
I want to again thank you for agreeing to come on board with us here at The Greater Cityopolis Area Zoo for this momentous undertaking. I'm speaking not only on behalf of myself as zoo director, but also for our board of trustees, our staff and volunteers, our patrons and guests, and especially on behalf of the elephant we'll all be saving together.

We're all looking forward to meeting you when you arrive. If there is anything I can do to make your transition any easier, please don't hesitate to contact me.

Sincerely,
Nate Ford
General Director
Greater Cityopolis Area Zoo


Eliot read the email for the seventeenth time and still didn't feel any better about it. )

sunspot: hardison, eliot and parker (hardison eliot parker)
Title: When The Cat's Away, The Mice Shall Play
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot/Parker
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1500
Warnings: Sex
Summary: Eliot tried to focus, but the idea of a bored Parker, left to her own devices in the apartment without supervision, haunted him.
Author's Notes: Timestamp to Love and Other Supervillains, so it is set in that 'verse. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] waterofthemoon for being my beta.

When Parker got back from walking Arrow, Eliot was sitting at the table in the kitchen and frowning down at some paperwork. )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (gay sex rainbow of lurve)
The Secret Waiter Job

By [personal profile] sunspot, aka: [livejournal.com profile] unavoidedcrisis.
With artwork by [livejournal.com profile] pyalgroundblz.
Beta'd by [personal profile] cantarina.


Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot/Hardison
Rating: R
Word Count: 23,000
Warnings: Strong language, lots of knives, spanking
Author's Notes: I want to thank [livejournal.com profile] jendavis for throwing me a rope and dragging me out when I was trapped in the deepest of plot holes. I actually would not have finished this story if it hadn't been for that help. And, of course, [personal profile] cantarina for being a brilliant beta and only making me cry a few times (and for not eating me because I just thanked her in a sentence starting with 'and').

All of the gratitude to [livejournal.com profile] pyalgroundblz for the creating absolutely fantastic art and one of the best mixes I've ever heard. I am very happy to have gotten to work with such a great artist.

I also want to thank [livejournal.com profile] inkruns for being herself, always.

And oh, [personal profile] sparrowshellcat drew fanart. (Moderately NSFW, a little spoiler-y for the fic)


Leverage is the hot, exciting place on the restaurant scene these days, thanks to its hot, exciting executive chef, Eliot Spencer. New hire Alec Hardison is a mild mannered, smooth talking waiter by night and a double-life-living, top secret culinary school student by day. Together, they'll cook up some sizzling dishes... both in and out of the kitchen.



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sunspot: we have offended the heavens. aren't you the least bit excited? (excited for this atrocity)
Eliot Spencer was being hailed as the hottest new thing on the food scene since the oven, and while that was great for business, Hardison didn't really see what the big deal was. Yeah, the food at Leverage looked good, but Hardison wasn't convinced by that alone. Seeing was not everything. It had to taste good too. Not that he could judge the taste; he hadn't eaten anything Spencer had cooked yet, and he was expecting it to be a few more years before he could afford to eat at Leverage on his own dime. But wait staff like him sometimes got asked to be guinea pigs for new dishes or got leftovers after a service, so he figured it was only a matter of time until he found out exactly what Spencer could do and if he lived up to any of the hype.

And Alec Hardison would be the first one to admit that he was a little weird about food.  )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (gay sex rainbow of lurve)
Title: Bruises
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Hardison/Eliot
Rating: R
Word Count: 450
Warnings: Bondage, D/s implications, implied rough sex (all consensual)
Summary: Introspection in the moments leading up to the bruises.
Author's Notes: Written for Porn Battle 11 and somehow not posted until now.


Eliot would never admit it, not even under the worst torture, but this was his favourite place to be. )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (sweet creative juices)
Title: Each Happy Ending Is A Brand New Beginning
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Nate/Sophie, Hardison/Parker
Rating: PG
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: What happens after, when the team wants to make normal lives for themselves.
Author's Notes: Thanks [livejournal.com profile] waterofthemoon for the excellent beta job, as per usual. <3

Alternately, read on AO3.




Parker and Hardison buy a house in the suburbs, a big, old one that needs a ton of renovations to make it habitable.

They love that stupid house so much that it inspires the rest of the crew. )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (Default)
Always Darkest Before Dawn

By [personal profile] sunspot, aka: [livejournal.com profile] unavoidedcrisis.
With artwork by [livejournal.com profile] hollow_echos.
Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] cherie_morte.



Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: none
Rating: R (adults only)
Word Count: 29,900
Warnings: (temporary) character death
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] apocabigbang 2010. Fusion based on Christopher Moore's A Dirty Job. Previous knowledge of that story absolutely not required. At least ninety-one thank yous to my fantastic beta, and ninety-one more to my fabulous artists. Thanks everyone! :)



One of the mysteries of the universe is why Parker, of all people, gets the ability to see a soul after it departs the body of the recently deceased. They're glittery and she's Parker, so of course she starts picking them up, not knowing what they really are. Of course, she could just look in the instruction manual... but oh, no, Hardison's taken it.

Then the hellhound shows up and starts eating the doors off her cupboards, and Eliot is breaking into people's homes to threaten them with tape and knives. It's been a very stressful couple of weeks and all Parker wants is a vacation, or a nice, relaxing art theft, but now the forces of darkness (whatever that means) are bent on destroying the world. And then, if she somehow ever gets that mess sorted out, Hardison's been complaining that all his Hot Pockets taste like doom...




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sunspot: drawing of a girl in a kilt and hoodie with a chainsaw, splattered red (i behave most of the time)
When it came time to write this one down in the annals of history, it would be chalked up to 'wrong place, wrong time.' Unfortunately, Parker had had no inclination of this when she went into the house, or else she probably would have made sure she was in a different place or at least a different time.

The con of the week wasn't anything stressful or mentally challenging, at least for Parker's part. )


Next: Part Two


sunspot: bright pink text on black "in lust we trust" (in lust we trust)
Title: Just To Take A Ride
Fandom: Leverage/Supernatural
Pairing: Eliot Spencer/Dean Winchester
Rating: 18+
Word Count: 1,200
Summary: Dean hears music coming from up a flight of stairs and he thinks it's possible his luck is starting to turn around.
Author's Notes: Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] waterofthemoon. Thanks, dear. Written for the prompts 'storm' and 'guitar' @ Porn Battle XI. Title from Creedance Clearwater Revival's Cross-Tie Walker.

Alternately, read on AO3.




Dean was winding his way through back streets and unlit alleys when the downpour started. "Just great," he muttered. He ducked into the closest doorway to see if maybe his luck would turn around for once and the rain would let up in a few minutes so he could make it back to the car relatively unscathed.

He leaned back against the old wooden door and tried to keep warm in his jacket. )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (miguel plays music good)
Title: Long Process
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec Hardison/Eliot Spencer/Parker
Rating: 18+
Word Count: 960
Warnings: Written with 3x15 in mind, but nothing explicitly spoiler-ish.
Summary: Learning to forgive one's self is a very long process.
Author's Notes: Written for 5 Acts, January 2011. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] maskedfangirl. <3

Sometimes, it all seemed like too much. Sometimes, the weight was too heavy, the memories were too strong, the self-loathing was too overwhelming.

Sometimes, he was a melodramatic fuck and he hated himself for it. )

sunspot: girl in striped shirt holding a wooden boat (sailing ship)
Title: Kissing Girls
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Parker/Sophie Devereaux
Rating: 13+
Word Count: 200
Summary: Parker reflects on the act of kissing.
Author's Notes: Written for the prompt 'falling' @ Porn Battle XI. Beta'd by all of the Life Ruiners.

Parker used to think that kissing was a lot like falling. )
sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (Default)
Title: Dragon's Deal
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec Hardison/Eliot Spencer/Parker
Rating: all
Word Count: 440
Summary: This was clearly a once in a lifetime opportunity. Let the consequences be Future Eliot's problem.
Author's Notes: Written for 5 Acts, January 2011. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] maskedfangirl. <3

Hardison woke up suddenly, from a deep, warm sleep and a strange dream. It took him a full three quarters of a second to realize he was not in his own bed, and an additional half of a second to realize that his strange dream was, in fact, a strange last night.

'You're sneaking out?' he asked, when he heard the door swing open. )

sunspot: two hand drawn owls looking out (two staring owls)
Title: Capable Hands
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot Spencer/Parker
Rating: hard R
Word Count: 600
Summary: Sometimes, they watch each other.
Author's Notes: Written for 5 Acts, January 2011. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] maskedfangirl.

Sometimes, Eliot watched Parker.

Parker frowned to herself, and rubbed her fingers across her cheekbones, smearing the dark graphite from her pencil there without noticing. )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (gay sex rainbow of lurve)
Title: Proving It
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec Hardison/Eliot Spencer
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 1000
Summary: Forgiveness doesn't always come easy.
Author's Notes: Written for 5 Acts, January 2011. Beta'd by the excellent [livejournal.com profile] maskedfangirl.


"Don't speak to me," Hardison said. There was an edge to his voice that he'd only ever used with Eliot once or twice before.

"C'mon, I --"

"Seriously, I don't want to hear your voice right now."

Eliot crossed his arms over his chest and glared out the window while Hardison drove. He figured if Hardison was going to be a bitch, so was he. It was a very tense car ride. )

sunspot: girl in a yellow shirt leaning next to a big brown cat (sweet creative juices)
Title: Glad You're Not Roadkill
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Alec Hardison/Eliot Spencer
Rating: PG
Word Count: 500
Summary: Eliot always blames himself.
Author's Notes: Originally written for 5 Acts, January 2011. Beta'd by [livejournal.com profile] maskedfangirl. <3


"You can go in now," the woman in the Snoopy scrubs said. "One at a time." She had the tone in her voice that indicated that anyone who tried to thwart her command would used as bait for her next deep sea fishing expedition.

There was a tense moment where everyone tried to look at each other without looking at each other. )

sunspot: hardison, eliot and parker (hardison eliot parker)
Title: A Joy To Pass A Quiet Night At Home
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot/Parker/Hardison
Rating: all
Word Count: ~1200
Summary: Sometimes it's not the loud, boasting moments that inform us, it's the quiet nights at home.
Author's Notes: This is for [livejournal.com profile] cherie_morte, because she is the shining sharklight of my life. Many thanks to [personal profile] creativescape and [livejournal.com profile] waterofthemoon for speedy and excellent beta-ing.


Parker's breathless and grinning when they come in. Eliot is decidedly less cheery, stomping his boots on the mat and throwing his mittens at Hardison. Hardison smiles. )



sunspot: drawing of a girl in a kilt and hoodie with a chainsaw, splattered red (i behave most of the time)
Title: Five Times Sophie and Eliot Didn't Really Kiss
Fandom: Leverage
Pairing: Eliot/Sophie
Rating: all
Word Count: ~1700
Summary: Five times Sophie and Eliot didn't kiss, not really.
Author's Notes: For [livejournal.com profile] spiritcrow at [livejournal.com profile] leverage_sesa. Beta'd by the amazing [livejournal.com profile] cherie_morte. My first '5 Times' story and I like it a lot. Expect to see more of them from me.

Alternately, read on AO3.

Patricia, please don't leave me. I'm sorry... so sorry, for everything. I promise I won't hurt you... again. )

sunspot: hardison, eliot and parker (hardison eliot parker)
Title: Arrow Saves Christmas
Fandom: Leverage (Other Supervillains 'verse)
Pairing: vague Eliot/Hardison
Rating: all
Word Count: 1,100
Summary: It's Christmas Eve and there's a big, big problem. Luckily, Arrow is always cool and calm in the face of holiday stress.
Author's Notes: For my darling [livejournal.com profile] kitschywrite for Christmas. I love you, my dear, and I hope this is everything you wanted and more. Hopefully more. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] cherie_morte for the speedy and glorious beta.



It was only a few days before Christmas, and something didn't feel right. )





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